Think about the children.

Chairman Kev has found a new way to introduce his own blend of Ingsoc to our children.

Under the Inner Party's draft Early Years Learning Framework teachers will force under fives to:

* Contribute in a meaningful way to reconciliation, including flying the Aboriginal flag and inviting elders to give talks.

* Use "social inclusion puppets" and "persona dolls" to explore exclusion and ethical issues.

* Challenge and resist bias and discrimination.

* Take action in unfair situations and learn to act when injustice occurs.

* Assess and act on power dynamics as they get older.

Obviously us Proles are no longer able to teach our children appropriate values ourselves.

This really is beyond satire.